Today I saw a tweet about @SoulCycle looking for a new social media manager. Which got me thinking, I’d probably have to try the class first. I’ve heard great things – from Kelly Bensimon’s legs to the yoga pants they … Continue reading →

Well, this is unbelievable. My love child/FFJD/your site for froyo, jeggings, talking about what a bitch your camp friend Rachel is (not the one from Hebrew school and not the one who’s best friends with that girl you met from … Continue reading →

I’m not sure why that was the best alliteration I could come up with, but this video really is a nice break in between figuring out what to eat (order) for dinner:  

Thank you to my hilarious FFJD LA correspondent, for providing us with endless entertainment.  ______ Let me give you some background info – I am what you call a “secret slut.”  Due to an immense fear of being judged, I … Continue reading →

FFJD. Also, Jersey Shore is on tonight.

Link: For Once, Shorter Is Better. (As In, Our Twitter! @TheFFJD)

We Hear: Over the past week five different people have told me FFJD has come up on his or her JDate. We love you back. Even when that sushi date is painful.

Girl 1: Zomg I love your new jeggings, did you see the “breaking” piece on Gawker today about the success of them? Snooze. Girl 2: Are you watching him? I don’t think he’s putting enough Craisins in your salad. Girl … Continue reading →

Stories, haikus, love poems, nudey pics (juuust kidding!) to fiftyfirstjdates@gmail.com! In case I haven’t hit you over the head enough: FFJD is on Twitter and Facebook!

I enjoy being set up. This is just me. I could probably have a conversation with a ferret and not get bored. Except for the fact that ferrets happen to smell bad. But at least it’s not a sleazy boy … Continue reading →