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Read What I Wrote For Scoutmob On Surviving Summer Office Activities {Link}

Written on May 18, 2012 at May 18, 2012, by

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Puff, The Magic Relationship. {Dating in Fantasyland}

Written on May 16, 2012 at May 16, 2012, by

Firing up the old FFJD cauldron, if you will. Constance is on “holiday” with her extended family, so I need someone new to buff my nails.  While waiting outside before drag queen Mother’s Day Brunch (literal), I overheard two girls … Continue reading

FFJD Buys Sh*t: Color Blocking

Written on May 4, 2012 at May 4, 2012, by

1. Zatchels Color Block Leather Satchel, $218 2. 10 Crosby Derek Lam Colorblock Shift Dress, $325 3. ASOS Color Block Sunglasses, $22 4. ASOS Fluro Belt, $14 5. Jeffrey Campbell Suede Combo Heels, $180 6. Claudia Schiffer Tri-Color Silk and Linen Sweater, $525

What I’d Imagine a SoulCycle Class To Be Like, Even Though I’ve Never Been To One.

Written on May 2, 2012 at May 2, 2012, by

Today I saw a tweet about @SoulCycle looking for a new social media manager. Which got me thinking, I’d probably have to try the class first. I’ve heard great things – from Kelly Bensimon’s legs to the yoga pants they … Continue reading

A Letter To FFJD, and To A New Chapter.

Written on April 25, 2012 at April 25, 2012, by

Hello, ladies (and the one guy who reads this site to delve into the female mind and realize that we are just as confused about ourselves as you are), I’ve been unusually quiet, haven’t I? Did you miss me? I’ve … Continue reading

PARTY TOMORROW. {Yogurt}

Written on April 17, 2012 at April 17, 2012, by

Guys, it’s time for a birthday pregame of sorts. Well, a Twitter Twooter party with myself, @theffjd, and @yoplaityogurt. 8pm. Be there or be not delicious lactose-free Yoplait. I’ll be answering dating questions and talking lots about bloating. Or not … Continue reading

Spreadsheets Are the New Duke You-Know-What List. {Organization}

Written on April 17, 2012 at April 17, 2012, by

Oh hello FFJDers. I wanted to pause on this Tuesday to write about a little something that just arrived in my inbox. It was a long forward (as one friend commented, read like something from 1997, in which case If … Continue reading

Three Things I Learned From HBO’s “Girls”. {TV}

Written on April 16, 2012 at April 16, 2012, by

Hello, ladyloos. It’s time for an FFJD post, and one about something that is near and dear to our hearts: being 20something ladies with enough direction to know that we don’t want to be making photocopies for the rest of … Continue reading

FFJD 101: Passover & Easter Safety. {Advice}

Written on April 5, 2012 at April 5, 2012, by

Hiya Ladyloos, Constance and I had a glorious trip to Mykonos, where she burned to a crisp because she’s British. She spent most of the time carrying around that satchel that everyone has in neon colors and is really cool … Continue reading

Lost on Planet Girl: Fashion 101. {FFJD Boy}

Written on April 4, 2012 at April 4, 2012, by

From years of being an athlete, I have dozens of pairs of short, white athletic socks. These socks are wildly comfortable. I would fashion an entire bodysuit out of them, if such thing were socially acceptable. My fiancée has told … Continue reading