Oh hello FFJDers. I wanted to pause on this Tuesday to write about a little something that just arrived in my inbox. It was a long forward (as one friend commented, read like something from 1997, in which case If YoU dOnT SeNd it to 15 people in an hour, you will die of N*SYNC-itis) in which a boy decided to send along a spreadsheet he made of the girls he was currently dating. Of course, this has been making the rounds all day, and will be the new Duke F*ck List.
I’ve heard of people writing down their JDates and Match.com dates in excel sheets before. What’s amusing is this isn’t a new concept. And I have to give it to this guy for his detail-oriented nature. I would probably hire him to make me some really nice looking spreadsheets because I feel about Excel the way I feel about taking out the trash: I will only do it if utterly necessary and smelly.
But, if you are going to chronicle your dates in any written form (I will say, that I have used Blackberry notes, when I had to keep all of the Jareds straight), DO NOT SHARE IT. I’d post the spreadsheet on this site but it includes personal emails and phone numbers, and I’m pretty sure I know one of the girls currently being dated. To the guy: all of your prospects can be wiped out with one click of a button, literally and figuratively.
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