Because you can’t make this drek up.

Guys, it’s time for a birthday pregame of sorts. Well, a Twitter Twooter party with myself, @theffjd, and @yoplaityogurt. 8pm. Be there or be not delicious lactose-free Yoplait. I’ll be answering dating questions and talking lots about bloating. Or not bloating, or bloviating, or whatever. Share with your friends. And use the hashtag #yesmoment. Because if you’re not having a yes moment, you’re having no fun.