Because you can’t make this drek up.

Hello ladyfaces and gentlebutts!

It’s that time of the week. Monday, the day where you roll into work after not sleeping because nobody sleeps on Sunday nights and you need three coffees and a solid two hours to stalk all the Facebook skinny arm pics from the weekend, right? Constance had a bit of a rough Saturday, she blacked out and broke down into her real Cockney accent. There was a lot of Gatorade involved yesterday. So enough about my embarrassing intern, and more about the free stuffs you get this Monday because Mondays suck.

This Monday is the first in our monthly FFJD Date Night Vapiano giveaways. In case you’ve never been, Vapiano is a kick-ass market-style (or sort of Eataly style, where everyone stops at a station and gets what he or she wants) Italian restaurant. Second only to the chicken pesto pizza, the gummie bears on the way out are a real highlight.

So, we’re giving a pair of $25 gift cards for you to go on a date with your NJB, your NJG, your BFF, your MOM, or maybe a platonic friendzone not really sure where we stand friend. Details after the jump!

To enter, you must:

1. Scream, “babbada bicci,” in your best Family Guy Italian.

2. “Like” Vapiano on Facebook.

3. “Like” FFJD on Facebook.

4. Put your name in the comment or email it to Constance@Theffjd.com. 

WINNER ANNOUNCED AT NOON ON FRIDAY! NOM NOM.

(Are you interested in espousing an FFJD Monday Giveaway? Email Meredith@theffjd.com.)